Ugly As An Alibi

hi i am luke i think we should be friends, ok? I am a guy and i like bacon and i am catholic. I also like books and tv. That's pretty much it.

squided:

lenkagamin-e:

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

(Source: squided, via thefaultinour--scars)

ashtoniws:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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(via thefaultinour--scars)

shes-a-rebel-shes-a-sa-aint:

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU YES YES YES I WAS THINKING THIS TODAY TOO I POSTED IT EVERYWHERE

shes-a-rebel-shes-a-sa-aint:

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU YES YES YES I WAS THINKING THIS TODAY TOO I POSTED IT EVERYWHERE

(via the-glass-box)

gingerhaze:

i love you all very much

ginger haze’s gay dads AU is extremely important 

gingerhaze:

i love you all very much

ginger haze’s gay dads AU is extremely important 

lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

(via serendipitousramblings)

sometimes i forget that my shitty choices have shitty consequences and I’m like Why does my throat hurt?? Am I sick? Is it a cruse? Do the gods hate me? 

No you fucking idiot, you chain smoked for like, an hour last night. What did you expect?

saramountain:

Going to respond to all criticism with “I’m Kanye West, that doesn’t make any sense.”

(Source: allhailthecreative, via itsalittledusty)

debonairest:

shiestynigga:

i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

geraldine

debonairest:

shiestynigga:

i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

geraldine

(Source: coloursautomatic, via emmatheadventurous)

megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

(via the-glass-box)

sweaterbitches:

Ben Wyatt/Calzones 

The Low Cal Calzone Zone

that idea. Is terrible. 

(Source: benwyattplaidotp, via snazzysauce)

meme4u:

enthusiasm

Warning Major Spoiler!

onesentencemusings:

bagelr:

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Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.

(via mrdrprofgnome)

Anonymous said: So, let me ask. Do Sherlock or John have a pet or a pet they would like to have? Also I want to say that I enjoy your art, you are cool and be happy.

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

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Transition Update, 14 months on T: 

Found exactly three chin hairs. This beard thing is taking longer than expected. 

Its a Football Thing- MADtv 2003 

I just stumbled on this dumb MADtv skit from my childhood and got hit with all these feels. Man, this stupid video was so important to me as a kid. It was on mainstream tv, and showed TWO BOYS KISSING, and realizing they were gay, and being a little confused, but overall okay with it, and it ends on a pretty positive note. I distinctly remember seeing it on tv and then looking it up online and watching it like 300 times online and just being in awe at the idea of a BOY realizing he liked a BOY and it not being this huge or tragic thing.

Like, how starved for representation was I that THIS was the queer portrayal I was excited about? That THIS is what showed me that you can figure out you are queer and not have a huge freak out about it.

REPRESENTATION MATTERS